Signature wisdom libation twist (formerly known as rain). Acai & aloe vera antioxidant boost as surprisingly refreshing as prince’s jumpshot.
Summer Fling
9
Simple, easy, satisfying & guaranteed to come to an end! Apple notes w/ range spice. Sometimes simple is best.
It's Always Sunny [in Philly]
9
Philadelphia small batch gin w/ Danny devito’s lemoncello. a master of karate & friendship for everyone. day man, fighter of the nightman. champion of the sun. uhh ahhahhhh
Eminent Domaine
11
Original French legal term adopted in early America allowing the state to ppropriate property for public use. franco-American co-base combine to form a cocktail for the greater good.
“Blue” hour 6-8pm super premium gin at happy hour prices
Bluecoat House-Cocktails
8
Bluecoat & Tonic / Soda
5
Bluecoat Martinis
10
House Specialties
Rum / Absinthe Based
Capt Jack's (Green) Sparrow
12
Absinthe cocktail w/ such a peculiar mix of flavors yet balanced to perfection. After two your hand gestures get strangely johnny depp-like. Features absinthe & cruzan coconut rum
(Guava) Rum & (Coca)
7
Con agwa de boliva coca herbal liqueur. made from pure coca leaves - don’t judge... i’m half Colombian.
Tequila Based
Dragon Tit
11
Habanero-infused sauza tequila balanced w/ pomegranate juice & chambord. A nice fiery finish.
Porque Hola. (Why Hello)
11
Val’s amazing take on the classic... thirst quenching pink grapefruit mixed in w/ a spiced salt rim.
The Shining
11
Shine white whiskey from Philly & red rum, (red vermouth & bacardi ragonberry rum) mix masterfully w/ notes of sweetness from the corn & sugar-based liquors w/ a subtle dragon bite.
Gin Based
(Rosemary) Gin & Tonic
7
House made rosemary-infused gin
House Specialties
Absolution
11
Smooth & deceivingly light plymouth gin based creation. The “olive” grape finish will erase any guilt from sin. This is the bridge cocktail for a wine purist. Features yellow chartreuse, dubonnet blanc & a grape brandied in green chartreuse.
Vodka Based
(Lavender) Vodka Soda
7
House made lavender-infused Svedka
Sweet tea vodka
Regular
7
Extra
Lemonade (John Daley)
Peach
7
Extra
Lemonade (John Daley)
Raspberry
7
Extra
Lemonade (John Daley)
Mint
7
Extra
Lemonade (John Daley)
Peanut Butter & Jelly
11
Just like mom used to make! Go ahead-feed your inner child, we won’t judge. jam-heavy w/ a subtle peanut aftertaste. Features vanilla vodka & guyot creme de cassis
Raspberry Saketini
9
Cucumber infusion whose secret ingredient promises to allow you to understand poetry for the first time; crisp, original & good for the soul. Features raspberry Svedka vodka & gekkeiken sake
House Shooter
Child's Play
6
Milky way-infused vodka
House Specialties
Vodka Based
Pears of Wisdom
11
Elegant & sophisticated pear vodka & cognac combo w/ elderflower imported from england. Features absolute pear vodka, belle de Brillet cognac & elderflower cordial.
“Wealthy Missionary”
11
Named after a line in a story by J.D. Salinger. Ginger & peach flavors masterfully mixed. Features house-infused peach, ginger & tea vodka
Masquerade
11
Rich & decadent but not overly sweet; caramel liquid velvet & chocolate... go ahead you deserve it. Features van gogh dutch caramel vodka & port wine.
Rye / Bourbon Based
The Sophomoric Sazerac
11
Rendition of the quintessential new orleans cocktail... no disrespect mr. peychaud but i prefer our version. Features old overholt 80 rye, st. germain elderflower liqueur & absinthe.
“First We Take Manhattan”
11
Wisdom’s respectful evolution of the classic; arguably smoother & more interesting than the original. Features old overholt rye 80, wild turkey honey bourbon & green chartreuse
Bar Staples
Wisdom Well Cocktail
6
Wisdom Well Martini
Svedka Vodka
10
Cruzan Rum
10
New Amsterdam Gin
10
Dewers Scotch
10
Premium Cocktails
8
Premium Martinis
13
Gin
Bluecoat
Beefeater
Leopold's
Beefeater 24
Hendrick's
Plymouth
Bombay Sapphire
Dhk
Tanqueray
Caprock Gin
Right
Hayman's Old Tom
Junipero
Botanist
Bulldog
Citadelle
Fifty Pounds
No. 3
Aviation
Catoctin Creek
Boodles
Diep 9 Genever
Boomsma Genever
Vodka
Kettel One
Hangar 1
Grey Goose
Stoli
Reyka
Caprock Vodka
High Rollers Cocktail
9
High Rollers Martinis
Old Raj Gin
14
Style
Premium vermouth
+0.5
Aperitif wine
+0.5
Nolet Silver
14
Style
Premium vermouth
+0.5
Aperitif wine
+0.5
As Aperitif
Bonal Gentiane - Quina
7
Cocchi Americano
7
Dolin - Dry, Blanc & Rouge
7
Dubonnet - Blanc & Rouge
7
Lillet - Blanc & Rouge
7
Absinthe
The most notorious alcohol in history & after 97 years it’s legal once again in the U.S. blamed for economic decline, insanity & corruption of entire nations...
Now Available for Your Corruption! Served in the Traditional French Method.
Duplais Swiss Absinthe Verte (Ch)
15
Textured palate both rich & creamy.
Pacifique Absinthe Verte Superieure (Wa)
14
Grain spirit base w/ the finest organic botanicals.
Vieux Pontarlier Absinthe Superieure (Fr)
14
A classic french absinthe w/ round herbal flavors.
Vieux Carré (Pa)
13
Original artisan spirit that combines historic processes w/ a modern expertise; batch distilled “double maceration” process featuring both grande & petite wormwood.
Pernod (Fr)
13
First absinthe distillery founded in 1805, stayed afloat after the ban by making a respected non-wormwood version.
Leopold's Absinthe (Co)
13
Hand selected flowers & herbs harvested in Spain & france.
St. George's Absinthe Verte (Ca)
12
Delicate & layered w/ a brandy base.
Lucid Absinthe Superior (Fr)
11
Each bottle carefully prepared using ancient copper absinthe alembics.
Absinthe
Kubler (Ch)
11
Launched in 1863 in Motiers, Switzerland, the birthplace of absinthe.
Beer / Draught
Affligem Blonde Abbey Ale
7
Honey & spice notes w/ a velvety smooth finish. So perfect, i named the dog after it.
New Belgium Fat Tire Amber Ale
6
Toasted malt notes emerge behind the extremely earthy hop aroma for a good level of balance.
Bottled Beers
Dc Brau
6
Dos Xx
5
Natty Boh
3
Amstel Light
5
Green's Glutten Free
10
Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout
7
Abita Purple Haze
6
Bell's Two Hearted IPA
7
Sam Smith Cider
10
New / Seasonal
(See Blackboard / Server)
Wine
Featured Red & Featured White
8 per glass
Ask your server/bartender for details
Red
Stella (Italy) Sangiovese
7 per glass
Ripe berry aromas, elegant body & bright acidity.
High Note (Argentina) Malbec
32
Intense, sweet spice balanced by notes of plum, cassis, blackberries & black cherries.
Sparkling
Zardetto Prosecco (Italy)
10 per 187ml
Floral aromas w/ hints of orange blossom & lemon-lime.
White
Stella (Italy) Trebbiano D’ Abruzzo
7 per glass
Refreshing w/ delicate green apple & floral aromas.
Tramin (Italy) Pinot Grigio
9 per glass
Fruity aromas of pear, citrus honeysuckle & light spices. Firm, velvety & rich on the palate.
Cousino-Macul (Chile) Chardonnay
36
Fruity w/ a clean expression of orange peel & mandarin.
Scotch
Dewar's Scotch
8
Glenlivet Single Malt 15Yr
15
Balvenie 15/17Yr
Macallan
Cask/12/17/18Yr
Whiskey
Old Overholt 80 (4Yr)
6
Jameson-Irish Whiskey
7
Jack Daniel's Whiskey (Black)
7
Canadian Club Reserve (10Yr)
7
(Ri)1 Kentucky Rye
14
Bourbon
Buffalo Trace
9
Bulleit
9
Jim Beam Black (8Yr)
9
Maker's Mark
9
Eagle Rare (10Yr)
10
Elmer T. Lee
10
Basil Hayden's
10
Baker's
11
Blanton's & Booker's
13
Jefferson's
13
Brandy
Cardenal Mendoza
13
Official brandy of the Vatican aka pope juice
Boulard Calvados
12
Apple-based
Cognac
Courvoisier VSOP
13
Cognac Blends
Cointreau Noir
13
Remy martin & cointreau orange liqueur
Belle De Brillet
10
Pear w/ cognac
Mocktails (Non-Alcoholic)
Elderflower, Lime & Sparkling Water
5
Imported elderflower is vacation in a glass
Lemon, Lime & Bitters (Llb)
5
Australian favorite layered w/ flavor
Buckler
5
(Holland) non-alcoholic beer
Barrits Bermuda
4
Goslings ginger beer
Pellegrino
9
Sparkling water (750ml)
Soft Drinks
Coke
2
Diet Coke
2
Sprite
2
Ginger Ale
2
Lemonade
Assorted Tea
2.5
“Drinking makes such fools of people, & people are such fools to begin with...its just compounding the felony.”
